We need to talk. Look: We’re sorry, and while we can all say that we’ve tried our best to make this work, it’s just that we’ve started college now, and it’s like everything is changing. We pierced our septum and started doing jello shots, for instance. That being said…maybe it’s best you see other musical comedy game shows. We need our freedom. It’s us, not you. We hope we can stay friends, because you mean so much to us please believe that always.
KIDDING! We’re not breaking up with you, and we hope you’re not dumping our sorry asses for some slick young Lakeview comedy laffity-laff troupe who goes around driving a red Trans-Am. Because that would crush us, and if something like that happened we’d do nothing but sit in our rooms hating you forever while eating bonbons and listening to Tori Amos.
Tonight’s Shame That Tune, in honor of Valentine’s Day, is all about break-up songs. So go to the Farmers Only or Christian Mingle websites, find a date, and attend our little show featuring these fantastic contestants:
Brian, Abraham, the Life Coach, and The Intern will all be there, and we hope you will be as well.