Put us in, Coach! We’re ready to play…today…Shame That Tune!
Bring your jocks, because this show is going to be a real….home run!
Join us–won’t you?–as we shame with these three contestants:
Mike “McBeardo” McPadden
From Electric Avenue to Sesame Street, from Broadway to Lake Shore Drive, the word on the street is that our next episode of Shame That Tune will give everybody some shameful streetsmarts. Ouch!
Join us — won’t you — as we shame with these amazing contestants:
TIM KINSELLA (nuff said)
Future stand-up legend IAN ABRAMSON
and… Chicago Tribune’s Cheap Eater KEVIN PANG
Fresh potholes and dead grass. Thawed out dog waste and slightly less cold temperatures. It can only mean one thing: Spring has finally almost kinda sorta arrived in Chicago!
Let’s celebrate this fresh start by paying tribute to fresh starts. Shame with us–won’t you?–as we welcome this month’s contestants:
NATHAN RABIN (former head writer, Onion A.V. Club)
AMY GARD (the Hideout’s own!)
What a spring! What a show! What a FRESH and CLEAN feeling!
We need to talk. Look: We’re sorry, and while we can all say that we’ve tried our best to make this work, it’s just that we’ve started college now, and it’s like everything is changing. We pierced our septum and started doing jello shots, for instance. That being said…maybe it’s best you see other musical comedy game shows. We need our freedom. It’s us, not you. We hope we can stay friends, because you mean so much to us please believe that always.
KIDDING! We’re not breaking up with you, and we hope you’re not dumping our sorry asses for some slick young Lakeview comedy laffity-laff troupe who goes around driving a red Trans-Am. Because that would crush us, and if something like that happened we’d do nothing but sit in our rooms hating you forever while eating bonbons and listening to Tori Amos.
Tonight’s Shame That Tune, in honor of Valentine’s Day, is all about break-up songs. So go to the Farmers Only or Christian Mingle websites, find a date, and attend our little show featuring these fantastic contestants:
Brian, Abraham, the Life Coach, and The Intern will all be there, and we hope you will be as well.
Robots that do your homework? An android Hank Williams Jr.in every home? Smartphones for to validate your fragile ego? What does the future hold….what does the future hold?
Let’s try and find out during our next installment of Shame That Tune. Travel through time and shame as we hear embarrassing tales from these contestants:
See you in the………near future!!!!